Ever wondered what a cool mill would sound like?

The legendary piano maker Steinway has one again partnered with Lyngdorf Audio to create the revolutionary Steinway Lyngdorf LS Surround Sound System. We only knew them for their work with ivory and lacquered wood, but apparently the luxury of sound ascends to an astoundingly high note.

Priced at $993,000, the Steinway Lyngdorf 7.1 system includes 12 fronts (six on either side), six centers, 36 surrounds, 24 subs, and the essential equipment to support each piece.

This is the perfect system for those wishing to host an resurging trend in fetes: listening parties. Just get that spring $wifttape on max volume, throw some bubbles in a glass, and soak in the aural experience.